...is on Zam's desk? The answer to this epic lifelong question is finally revealed in this very journal!

1) Obese monitor from the year 2000 (holy crap, it's nearly a decade old!) Oftentimes it's adorned with pink post-its to remind me of my work hours for that weekend, or all the stuff I need to buy that week.

2) Giant black hair clip. For extra thick manes such as mine :3

3) Cell phone named Lunchbox. It's an EnV2. From the Stone Age, yah.

4) Sunglasses. The $10 Target kind <3

5) Pair of scissors. They're purple ftw

6) 2 chapsticks: Vanilla and Cherry.

7) 2 hairbands

8) 3 pens: one uber fancy ballpoint, one silver Sharpie, one black Sharpie.

9) Nail clippers. 'Cause hangnails are beeoshes.

10) Speakers. Usually blasting showtunes :3

11) Pack of 5 gum. I used to have Stride but my sister stoleded it D8

12) 2 packs of Icebreakers. You know, like the mint kind. Except one's Iced Tea and the other's Pink Lemonade/Apple/Tangerine/Watermelon.

13) Post-its. One regular pack and one pack of minis :3

14) A giant can of gel pens, it's the coolest thing ever. I just open it up and there's like a bajillion colors, and some are sparkly 8D

15) Red ribbon week bracelet. "Drug use is life abuse", folks. Plus you get a free Icee at 7 Eleven with those. Or you used to.

Oh, and usually Binx is up here too. And if she's not then there's a bunch of black cat hair on my white desk <3